Closed loop operations
Driftless
Two turns. Zero wandering. Everything returns exactly accounted for.
Fixed Bearings
Ticker
$DRFT, filed under circular business and pronounced without adding a dramatic engine noise.
Operating Radius
One clean loop; scenic exits, surprise detours, and loose shortcuts are not currently recognized.
Upper Current
The mint arrow handles departures, punctuality, and every confident right turn before lunch.
Lower Current
The white arrow returns all borrowed goods, except excuses, cones, and unattended crosswinds.
Preferred Weather
Still air, hard edges, clear bearings, and absolutely no crosswind paperwork on the desk.
Known Habit
It circles back early, checks the starting point, then denies having wandered anywhere.
Driftless. Back before anyone noticed.